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i just found this on the net and thought why not post it up here You know that moment: you spot someone across a crowded room, bus, or produce section. You’d love to meet — but what the heck can you say to a complete stranger that won’t come off as dorky or desperate? Try one of these real-world icebreakers that singles swear by. Why? Because these lines earned them plenty of dates! Flirt with a fly-by “My best icebreaking technique is what I call the ‘fly-by.’ It’s where you make witty comments of a relevant nature as you walk by the person who interests you. For example, this one time I saw a guy in the

part 1 THEE ORIGINAL MANLAW From the TV series Married With Children. When Al Bundy and friends formed NO MA'AM (the National Organisation of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood){YOU SHOULD JOIN IF YOUR A MAN I DID AND THE DOCUMENTATION HANGS PROUDLY ON MY WALL} hey wrote up The Ten Commandments of NO MA'AM as a charter. Unfortunatly they only came up with nine commandments. Regardless, Ironside Hayes read the commandments when NO MA'AM took over the Jerry Springer show. They are: 1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays 2. It is wrong to be French 3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder 4. Lawy

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